“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

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"Cinderella was such a dork. She left behind her glass slipper at the ball and then went right back to her step-monster’s house. It seems to me she should have worn the glass slipper always, to make herself easier to find. I always hoped that after the prince found Cinderella and they rode away in their magnificent carriage, after a few miles she turned to him and said, ‘Could you drop me off down the road please? Now that I’ve finally escaped my life of horrific abuse, I’d like to see something of the world, you know?… I’ll catch back up with you later, Prince, once I’ve found my own way.’"

Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily’s Book of Dares (via observando)




how do you compliment a girl in french?

bon appetits

madame more like madayum

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